and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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