Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
