Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
