sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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