Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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