You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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