I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
her vagine was all disorganized.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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