last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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