windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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