whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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