so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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