I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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