I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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