am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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