3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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