is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish you could order shots online.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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