do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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