mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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