I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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