i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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