The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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