My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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