no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
two words...techno handjob
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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