...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
operation have a gay friend backfired
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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