you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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