Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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