I saw his package. It spoke to me.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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