he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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