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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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