Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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