Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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