i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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