If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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