The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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