Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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