At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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