We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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