My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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