Dual....:-)
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
this boner is exhausting
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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