Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
