I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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