My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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