there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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