Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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