Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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