ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
tell me about the fingering
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