No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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