I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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