I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
