I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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