Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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